tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post4864814239064811622..comments2024-03-07T16:08:49.323+00:00Comments on London, Lanka and drums: How To Protect My HouseRhythmic Diasporahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-90184068718918015472008-11-07T08:16:00.000+00:002008-11-07T08:16:00.000+00:00DDM - Brilliant, thanks.DDM - Brilliant, thanks.Rhythmic Diasporahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-84195287418031591872008-11-06T18:38:00.000+00:002008-11-06T18:38:00.000+00:00related;Cow EconomicsAN AMERICAN CORPORATIONYou ha...related;<BR/><BR/>Cow Economics<BR/><BR/>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION<BR/><BR/>You have two cows.<BR/><BR/>You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.<BR/><BR/>Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.<BR/><BR/><BR/>A JAPANESE CORPORATION<BR/><BR/>You have two cows.<BR/><BR/>You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and<BR/>produce twenty times the milk.<BR/><BR/>You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it<BR/>worldwide. <BR/><BR/><BR/>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION<BR/><BR/>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.<BR/><BR/>You decide to have lunch.<BR/><BR/><BR/>A SRI LANKAN CORPORATION<BR/><BR/>You have two cows.<BR/> <BR/>One day a burglar comes and you switch the lights off so he can't see your cows to steal them. You throw stones randomly to hit the burglar. You hit one cow and it dies.<BR/> <BR/>You milk the other cow and have some tea. Life goes on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-75109280183939261972008-11-05T17:21:00.000+00:002008-11-05T17:21:00.000+00:00any white-collar job would suffice. I admit i did...any white-collar job would suffice. I admit i didn't get it at first, but it is well done.A Virile Nagalingamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09991696730776708592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-69143006041635198722008-11-05T08:54:00.000+00:002008-11-05T08:54:00.000+00:00haha! shame that flew over some heads :)haha! shame that flew over some heads :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-3585952505365712102008-11-05T08:51:00.000+00:002008-11-05T08:51:00.000+00:00AVN - perhaps work in a 7-11 or something?AVN - perhaps work in a 7-11 or something?Rhythmic Diasporahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-3300578549169301232008-11-05T00:43:00.000+00:002008-11-05T00:43:00.000+00:00Move to america for six months. Live the famous r...Move to america for six months. Live the famous rat-race and then you'll return a raging brown mass of brutality.<BR/><BR/>I'm guessing a firearm is out, so a recording of Fran Drescher, triggered by a busted lock, is your best option.A Virile Nagalingamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09991696730776708592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-68235000046689914072008-11-04T16:56:00.000+00:002008-11-04T16:56:00.000+00:00Burglar alarm... and maybe workout in a gym... ;)Burglar alarm... and maybe workout in a gym... ;)Foxhoundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12068776644159891929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-69070836412623527102008-11-04T16:39:00.000+00:002008-11-04T16:39:00.000+00:00Well I guess I should tell you all that I was atte...Well I guess I should tell you all that I was attempting (obviously feebly) to draw a parallel with the Sri Lankan air defence of Colombo last week. Sometimes these things work, this time it just didn't. Oh well.Rhythmic Diasporahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-47193863968500673032008-11-04T16:26:00.000+00:002008-11-04T16:26:00.000+00:00Thts becos nobody has got a clue wat in the world ...Thts becos nobody has got a clue wat in the world u are on about!! hehehehe... if u hadnt told me about it earlier neither would i.. mate care to explain to the poor folks on blogger world out there...FINroDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11676823487043944528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-85365474529879328142008-11-04T14:22:00.000+00:002008-11-04T14:22:00.000+00:00Get a dog! A Mastiff! I'm in love with them these ...Get a dog! A Mastiff! I'm in love with them these days. That's what I've decided I want. A Mastiff.<BR/><BR/>And a guinea pig.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-38580915856736345262008-11-04T08:43:00.000+00:002008-11-04T08:43:00.000+00:00Well I must admit I really didn't expect this reac...Well I must admit I really didn't expect this reaction!<BR/><BR/>6 - thanksRhythmic Diasporahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-26776969701103275332008-11-04T07:09:00.000+00:002008-11-04T07:09:00.000+00:00rd I enjoy your posts. but wtfrd I enjoy your posts. but wtfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-41114926596247842112008-11-04T07:03:00.000+00:002008-11-04T07:03:00.000+00:00Oh is that what it is!A random post? Glad to see I...Oh is that what it is!A random post? Glad to see I'm not the only one who does it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-30233417265773677762008-11-04T03:45:00.000+00:002008-11-04T03:45:00.000+00:00R,To re-cap, your plan to protect your house is to...R,<BR/><BR/>To re-cap, your plan to protect your house is to switch off the lights mid-porn-viewing, and hit people?<BR/><BR/>I think you need another plan. I see some possible loop-holes.<BR/><BR/>Also, that was one of the most random posts ever. Still made me smile. You get a kiss for that. Mwah :)<BR/><BR/>6Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com