tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post5085307577587403532..comments2024-03-07T16:08:49.323+00:00Comments on London, Lanka and drums: Arse Wiping And Java's Balls Of SteelRhythmic Diasporahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-35793831721379423252009-09-11T15:41:35.710+01:002009-09-11T15:41:35.710+01:00Anonymous could not be more wrong about pieces of ...Anonymous could not be more wrong about pieces of pooh hanging and landing on your hand. For one thing you don't hold the sprayer directly underneath you but at an angle and believe me if he has that much hanging he's allot better off spraying it than wiping it! I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off” Available at www.bathroomsprayers.com with these you won't even need toilet paper any more, just a towel to dry off! Don’t worry, you can still leave some out for guests and can even make it the soft stuff without feeling guilty. It's cheap and can be installed without a plumber; and runs off the same water line to your toilet. You'll probably pay for it in a few months of toilet paper savings. As for water use a drought is always a concern and must be dealt with prudently but remember the water use of industrial users far exceeds the water use of household users and in the case of toilet paper manufacture it is huge. The pollution and significant power use from that manufacturing process also contributes to global warming so switching to a hand bidet sprayer and lowering your toilet paper use is very green in multiple ways.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596298487715187790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-21625090287082476452009-09-07T12:26:52.077+01:002009-09-07T12:26:52.077+01:00how very!
excuse me, while i wipe away the frothy ...how very!<br />excuse me, while i wipe away the frothy spit (hopefully) you spread on me, when you wrote that sentence about me.<br />hate much? do you?<br />anyway, it is always good to know the mindset of ppl who hate one so much, esp those who goes around imaging things about state of my arse .<br /><br />now lets see the "less polite types" spout hate ...sorry crack "jokes".sittingnuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08409176960405641998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-65581074548556715252009-09-04T10:13:44.873+01:002009-09-04T10:13:44.873+01:00Like Java says, it's always best to test the s...Like Java says, it's always best to test the spray out. Specially unknown sprays. The rest is an art, that you will learn in good time. :)<br /><br />Although I hope your aim is much better on your own spray.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-5347724045161841342009-09-04T07:18:20.055+01:002009-09-04T07:18:20.055+01:00Check this out RD, my damn feed doesn't work.
...Check this out RD, my damn feed doesn't work.<br /><br />http://sachtheone.blogspot.com/2009/09/to-make-both-java-and-rd-happy.htmlSachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09737205005592917145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-7454434185678892612009-09-04T01:06:15.227+01:002009-09-04T01:06:15.227+01:00LMFAO!
Too much information but I almost fell off ...LMFAO!<br />Too much information but I almost fell off my chair laughing. <br />Noob. :PMakuluwohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06644141967808925811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-71817549231257670062009-09-03T14:38:30.234+01:002009-09-03T14:38:30.234+01:00Ozcuz - You've probably used the very bidet sp...Ozcuz - You've probably used the very bidet spray I'm taling about, it may be a family thing. Much love to you anyhow.Rhythmic Diasporahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-87235160547324727512009-09-03T13:50:01.369+01:002009-09-03T13:50:01.369+01:00I am worried that I read this and the only thing t...I am worried that I read this and the only thing that disturbed me was the veiled attack on Australia :/<br /><br />Something is either very right with your post...or very wrong with me. I choose to go with the latter hahaOz Cuznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-52365569089144487782009-09-03T09:55:29.378+01:002009-09-03T09:55:29.378+01:00This was so hilarious I had to tweet about it. I w...This was so hilarious I had to tweet about it. I won't get into specifics because it's well, gross, but excellent bit of humour there. Thanks for the laugh :) Why is it so easy for men to talk about these things?Gyppohttp://thebohemiangypsy.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-17933772081254173112009-09-03T09:26:04.220+01:002009-09-03T09:26:04.220+01:00Anticipate new post from you on washing your hands...Anticipate new post from you on washing your hands after a piss. Do, don't or it doesn't really matter?<br />On the subject of ass wiping vs. washing, RD you do need to convert to washing, the sooner the better. What if by some sudden strike of fate, you suddenly meet someone at lunch and they want to take you to their apartment the soonest and give you a good seeing to? Which may include rimming?<br />Ohh... another post for you, do rimmers wipe or wash?ViceUnVersahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07478905264721929121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-91198725806659411812009-09-03T08:55:21.243+01:002009-09-03T08:55:21.243+01:00This is your best bathroom post by a long margin.This is your best bathroom post by a long margin.Amila Salgadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05607756343837325575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-27459210363327500592009-09-03T08:38:19.635+01:002009-09-03T08:38:19.635+01:00Sach - Yes, I think I'll suggest that Java sta...Sach - Yes, I think I'll suggest that Java starts up some classes, they'll be like those women's etiquette classes except for men.<br /><br />Anon - I concur. Wet wipes are the way forward.<br /><br />Java - It all sounds rather complicated, I think the best thing may be for me to get an arse washing servant to do the necessaries. I will however, be seeking advice from you soon.<br /><br />DB - It's all well and good for you military types to adopt an army type approach but your terminology means nothing to me. "Short controlled bursts" "100 round belts". These things are just words from Bruce Willis films to me! Mutual friend eh? Gosh, can only think of two possibilities here!<br /><br />St Fallen - the prob with this approach is the risk if "toilet water" up the back. I consider myself to be one of life's risk takers, but even I have my limits.<br /><br />Dee - There's no need for that!Rhythmic Diasporahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15184142486414379805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-84667411898020194562009-09-03T07:08:08.333+01:002009-09-03T07:08:08.333+01:00ROFL...! such a suddha.. ;)ROFL...! such a suddha.. ;)Deehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07995774857599699621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-44449277880587559302009-09-03T06:36:53.693+01:002009-09-03T06:36:53.693+01:00AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude I burst into a coug...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br />dude I burst into a coughing fit of laughter over this<br />maaaaaaan<br />you've got the position wrong :P<br />NEVER spray from behind<br />get under the balls first and then do it, that way it's safe, fool :PSt. Fallenhttp://www.saintfallen.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-20741837098589745082009-09-03T06:15:20.155+01:002009-09-03T06:15:20.155+01:00It's your technique, RD. All wrong. See, you g...It's your technique, RD. All wrong. See, you gotta treat the bidet/shower like you would a 7.62-mm GPMG. Short controlled bursts until you're on target, then blaze out a 100-round belt. Basically, before you pull the trigger, you aim the head (of the bidet, not yours) at a butt cheek. You then pull the trigger in short bursts, walking the jet like a line of tracers across your cheek till you've acquired the target. Then blow the shit out of it.<br /><br />But on the subject of bidets, one of our mutual wandering friends has a whole new use for a bidet. Ask her.David Blackerhttp://www.blacklightarrow.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-60820506732601490662009-09-03T06:11:24.358+01:002009-09-03T06:11:24.358+01:00Hey RD - that was pretty hilarious, so now that I&...Hey RD - that was pretty hilarious, so now that I've done cracking up...<br /><br />Any intelligent bidet-spray user will first test the water pressure by pointing the spray downwards. Then, when you finish adjusting the spray, point it to where you want to wash and pull the trigger. To be super-effective, you could use the other hand to ensure there are no stray bits of you-know-what that the spray hadn't succeeded in dislodging, or missed. I know your aversion to 'contact', but that's the simplest way of being sure!! Of course if you are in your own home, there's no need to test..obviously!<br /><br />Your aim was obviously 'off' if the spray got your balls and not your anus. Either that or they are located 'cheek by jowl' with your ass-hole. Interesting!!<br /><br />Having said all that, I must admit that I was negligent and was once nearly seriously injured when I had an experience similar to yours, but my aim (thank goodness) was okay and it was the aperture that had a close call.<br /><br />Anyway, thanks for the kind words and charming introduction....Java Joneshttp://javajones.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-22766669814178426172009-09-03T05:26:51.961+01:002009-09-03T05:26:51.961+01:00Fortunately I wasn't planning on having breakf...Fortunately I wasn't planning on having breakfast. <br /><br />I think the problem with holding the sprayer right under your butt is surely that all the pieces of poo hanging by a thread on your arse area, fall on your hand. Sideways surely pushes bits of crap onto the back end of your penis. <br /><br />Its a no win, dirty arse situation. <br /><br />I say wet wipes are the best.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23964814.post-50441315604700767382009-09-03T05:25:34.547+01:002009-09-03T05:25:34.547+01:00I had to suppress my laughs all the way, being at ...I had to suppress my laughs all the way, being at work and all you know!<br /><br />But jeez, it takes only a little practice and you can master the art. Perhaps you can ask your old fellow for a lesson or two?Sachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09737205005592917145noreply@blogger.com