I walked into the toilet at work the other day and saw Marc, one of the guys, standing at the urinal doing a pee. Nothing unusual there.
What impressed me was this; he was on his mobile, with the handset cradled between his head and shoulder, in that hands free mode from before handsfree was invented.
He was also leaning back and, over his right shoulder, he had his hand underneath a running tap and was washing it. He was doing all of this whilst peeing.
It's taking toilet hygiene to a strange place, washing your hands before you finish to save time. I had to give him my respect. A chap who can hold his willy and pee, talk on a phone and wash his hands at the same time. It makes me proud to be a man.
There aren't many women that could do that.
I could almost have shaken his hand, except the whole concept of hand washing before finishing the job was a bit off putting.
And just for the benefit of women who may read this; it's true, us blokes don't look at the size of each other's manhoods when we are in a urinal. It's just not done, any man will tell you that, apart from George Michael of course.
13 hours ago