Thursday, May 29, 2008

Elephant House Cream Soda And Sit Ups

Are some of the things I've been doing in the last couple of days.

This eye surgery is a fascinating thing to recover from, that is if you're like me and can get fascinated by the simplest of things. I've been marvelling at the way the eye is healing and my vision through said eye is getting better. It's like seeing everything through a fog that is slowly clearing. As the fog clears, a little bit more each second, I get glimpses of pinsharp vision through the translucent bits. All looks good and the miracles of modern, albeit only available to those with some money, medicine continue to amaze me.

But, recovering is a pain in the arse, or eye in my specific case. There's not much to do without an eye, a statement I'm sure Mr Wonder would disagree with but I think you probably understand my view. Watching TV makes it hurt, reading makes it hurt, looking at porn my laptop makes it hurt and so do all the things that sick people traditionally do whilst recovering.

Even typing this is taxing and I can feel my eye starting to pound a bit. These are the sacrifices a dedicated blogger makes for the sake of a post. Listening to music is an enjoyable activity that I can do, one that I'm currently doing, partly to prove that us men can multi Red Hot Chili Peppers task with the best of them.

You know, parents are wonderful things aren't they? They nurture us, they do all that parental stuff over the years and, when we get to about forty and get divorced, they do some of that stuff all over again. My Dad, who some of you know in person, has been a stalwart in the last days. He drove me to the clinic to have the op done, he drove me back home and today he took me to the clinic for the one day check up, then dropped me back home.

I'm grateful, but the drives, or being a passenger, have been shall we say, hard work. They get old these parents, and my Dad has got to a stage in his life in which his driving operates by his own rules, no one else's, not the police's, not the government's and certainly not the highway code's.

He heads into a roundabout and takes the racing line, a plan that is okay for a chap driving at breakneck speed in a high performance car on an empty road. But his turn of pace has diminished a bit over the years so that necessity to take the racing line isn't there. It's just habit, unlike looking in the mirrors to see if there are any other cars in the vicinity. I've lost count of the number of times in these past 48 hours that I've surreptitiously glanced into a mirror to see an irrate driver in the car behind who's just been cut up by my Dad, who's wholly and blissfully oblivious to the whole thing. Even in Sri Lanka he'd be breaking the rules of the road. That's how bad it is.

On the way back from the clinic yesterday we stopped at one of the local Sri Lankan shops, a treat for both of us. My Dad bought curry leaves, Maldive fish and all the usual things he needed to stock up with.

My haul was very different. It was one that had no practical day to day uses, it consisted entirely of "novelty" items, but ones that I think you'll understand:

1. One bottle of genuine Elephant House cream soda.

Is there anything better than this nectar? Its colour is like nothing that ever occurs in nature, except maybe plutonium. I don't know what colour plutonium is but I would imagine it to be that bright greeny yellow. Watch manufacturers probably buy container loads of the stuff to use it as paint for the luminous bits on expensive watches. But it tastes of my childhood and of long holidays in Sri Lanka. It tastes of the warm glass bottles it used to come in and of Green Cabin chocolate eclairs. And it's now in my fridge.

2. Six mutton rolls.

Pancake stuff, filled with mutton and potato curry and fried in breadcrumbs. Six of the beauties. Well there's four left now. I reckon we actually can buy better ones here in the UK than I've had in Sri Lanka for a long time now. Which is nice.

3. Two Godamba rolls.

A couple of them, filled with the scrumptious and mouth watering Sri Lankan mixed vegetable curry. That one that tastes of mush, but lovely mush, with a few discernible vegetables here and there. They're just a fading memory now.

4. Two large bottles of Lion Lager.

No description needed. Except to say that they are better than the elephant house cream soda. One sip takes me to the Galle Face Hotel, watching the sunset and wanting for nothing. Just me and Colombo and that sunset and that sea.

Now you see where the sit ups will be needed.

This convalescing thing is hard you know!

14 comments:

chaarmax said...

"I can see clearly now the rain has gone".. glad to see the recovery is in progress. Don't strain your self too much though, we'll be here when you get back. :)

Not an Orange Barley fan?

Dili said...

Only 1,6,2 & 2?

:)

thekillromeoproject said...

Damn....! I'm reading at office in the morning and my mouth's watering at the thought of a chilled Lion and mutton rolls on the side......!!!! :(

Anonymous said...

Dude, where in London is this place you speak of?

- LankanFunkin

Pradeep Jeganathan said...

Hey I'm so into that food nostalgia thing. Cream Soda! yes! I was just going on about MD Tomato Sauce!

Anonymous said...

slave island nippon hotel - after 4pm. best mutton rolls in the world!
best eaten with anamalu!
dhammika

Anonymous said...

trust the eye op was routine and not serious?
d

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Chaarmax - Thanks, and no I'm not a huge orange barley fan.

Dili - Yes, with hindsight I should have made it 1, 6, 6 and 2.

thekillromeo - But I'm sure you can get them far more easily than I can no?

Lankanfunkin - do you mean the Sri Lankan shop?

Pradeep - I don't think my food choices would make such good photographs though!

Dhammika - I know those rolls well and can honestly say that these ones are better. More meaty, less of that minced meat texture.

Anon - Routine laser correction treatment, thanks for asking

Scrumpulicious said...

It's tough - cream soda or necto.... Both equally remind me of SL! Both equally as great. I'm passing by the shop tonight to get me some!

Hope you're felling well! And if the sit ups fail, get that slendertone thing that I see them advertising for on TV at the moment! :)

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Scrump.. Don't forget Portello as well.

Anonymous said...

yes sir I do mean the Sri Lankan shop!

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Anon - It's a shop in Tolworth, Surrey, near Kingston. Not sure if you're around these parts.

Anonymous said...

RD - No mate, I'm a zone 1&2 whore, so thats a bit of a trek out for me.

That said, I did get my Lankan fix this weekend at Elephant Walk (http://www.elephantwalk.co.uk/), where I re-acquainted myself with some lovely Lion larger, and decent kottu and buriyani. Downer to that place is the bill - paying a total of £6.50 for a couple of cutlets and mutton rolls does not sit well in my stomach!

- LankanFunkin

Anonymous said...

Lankan Funkin

Go to the top of Ealing Road, Wembley High Street side. (Wembley Central Tube Station).

The shop is called Ganapathi's - Sri Lankan grocery. Mutton & Chicken Rolls, Fish Buns, Vadai, Egg & Fish Rolls.

Lion Lager & Stout, all Elephant brand soft drinks.

Even 'Buluth Wita' !