Help Me....

I'm being held upstairs at Barefoot in the Sansoni / Posingis office lair. I've been told not to repeat anything I hear.

They're plying me with Carlsberg, talking of hanging pictures and parties, DJs and drum forums.

Mr Posingis' command of Sinhala and all things Maldive fish is amusing, the rest I can't tell you, especially the bit about the watered down drinks.