This post by Child of 25 and this post by Darwin have met up. They fell in love and they had sex (not necessarily in that order, and it actually doesn't matter about the love bit too much). The thing is they've produced a child, one which many will view as sickly and distasteful, rather warped. I think the child has promise and a future.
Either way I feel a need to present the child to you. Pictures aren't possible but you don't need them. There are two questions surrounding the child:
1. Would it be so sickly that it just won't work as a long term profitable and sustainable commercial venture.
2. What would you do with the chocolate?
Yes, it's the Creme Egg Hopper. You heard it here first.
Photo of my Dick
9 hours ago