Going out to see the Curious Case Of Benjamin Button in a minute.
Entirely on my own. Well, there'll probably be other people at the cinema but I'm going on my own. It's a test of my ability to enjoy my own company. If I have a crap time then I'll know what it feels like to go on a date with me.
I might even dump myself if the evening turns out badly. Or, I might pretend that I'll call and never actually do it.
Or I might get lucky and shag myself.
I'll let you know.