10 Good Things About Being Sri Lankan

1. We know all about rice
2. We know how to wear a sarong
3. We've got rhythm
4. Name a country and we've got an Uncle there
5. We can laugh at ourselves
6. We can hold hands with other men without being gay
7. We understand that it's ok to watch the world go by
8. Queueing is not an option
9. Nor are road rules
10. We know the true meaning of inflation