Kottucatchupiness or U.S Kottucatchupyness ('cothookachuppeenuss) n.
to be away from the Lankanosphere for a while, maybe because of work or being pissed every night or something. On returning and reading Kottu one may be described as being in a state of Kottucatchupiness.
As used by Gyppo in this example
"...don't have time to open up Kottu...if I do I know the next few hours...will consist of lots of kottu -catch-up-y-ness (sic)"
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