Friday, June 19, 2009

Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Let it be known that on this day, the 19th June, the year of our Lord 2009, or not if you don’t believe in that sort of thing, the Lankanospheric presence formerly known as The Bohemian Gypsy will now be known as Gypsofactum 12, not to be confused with Gypsofactum 11.

Like Prince when he changed his name to the squiggle then changed back because his bank had problems with his signature, like Oil of Ulay changing to Oil of Olay, which happened here in the UK, and like Puff Daddy changing his name to P Diddy, Gypsofactum 12 reserves the right to change back to another name at an unspecified time, though about 1.30 PM is looking good.

Any moniker may be used at any time, except Monica.

Please update your records accordingly.

This was a public information announcement on behalf of a very important organisation in a highly secret location.

8 comments:

maf said...

it is still june ole boy ... a bit premature or just great foresight:
if the later pray do tell what is going to happen to any of the following: wall st, stock markets, sri lankan economy, when this recession is going to end or most importantly whether sri lanka will lift the t20 cup?

I will be happy to quote the source as the sage of RD towers ..

Java Jones said...

What's this? Running out of subjects to blog about???

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Maf - must be some mistake surely?

Mr Jones - Good god, moi?

maf said...

could have sworn it said 19th of July - when i read it this morn.. should have taken a pic..

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Maf - Come now. It's not as if I would have seen your comment, signed in and quickly edited the post to show the correct date, then republished it, or something like that!!

Anonymous said...

Wots with all this Ye Ye childish dance U 43 year old bloke? Your real age is begining 2 show. Grow up or shut d fuck up n wait without behaving like a kid. Borrow a brain. Yes, borrow. I know i can't u can't grow one.

maf said...

you are just playing tricks with me - just because i was quarantined for being on the same flight as the 8 year old who got swine flu and compound that with my early Alzheimers ... it's just not fair

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Anon - Remember that thing called freedom of choice? Well feel free not to read my blog if you don't like it.

Maf - You've had Alzheimers for a long time. Remember?