Monday, June 1, 2009

More Bloggers And More Little Known Facts

Yes, it's a Monday morning and it's time for a few more blogger related facts, this time they're all foot or leg related. Any complaints about "this person isn't a well known blogger, that person shouldn't qualify" etc will be treated with the respect they deserve.

Over the years I've noticed some of these, I've been told of them by other fellows and I've read about a few of them in foot fetish scientific magazines.

Tracy Holsinger - Her left leg is three and a half inches shorter than her right. It's barely noticeable in everyday life but it means that she always walks in an anti clockwise circle when on stage. There were several newspaper articles written about this some years ago, when an unscrupulous journalist started to spread the story that she has one leg longer than the other. A TV appearance, which can be found on Youtube, proved that in fact, one leg is shorter.

Ravana - Can only walk down a flight of stairs if he goes backwards. This is rarely seen by "outsiders" as, if spotted walking down some stairs, he tends to stop and walk up, as if that's what he was doing in the first place. Once he was stuck on those stairs at the back of Odel for eight and a half hours before there was enough of a quiet period for him to get all the way down.

DD - Some years ago, after a particularly heavy night DD woke up with an aching foot. He found that a person, or persons, unknown had cleverly and accurately managed to carve the pattern found on the bottom of a Bata Health Slipper onto the bottom of his left foot. After getting over the shock DD has found this practical joke to have some benefits. He's saved a fortune in slippers as he only ever needs to buy one. He can hop around in Sri Lanka in his bare feet and make everyone in his trail think that he's slipper shod, a boon in his bank robbing days.

TheKillRomeoProject - has an incredible eight toes on his left foot. His right has only two, it's a clawish thing really. Ask him how many toes he's got and he'll say that he has ten. Clever.

That's it for now. If you know any fascinating foot or leg related facts about bloggers please feel free to send them in. Notwithstanding.

Good week all.

9 comments:

jadedshades said...

Ravana and I have been house mates for a year now and we have 2 flights of stairs to get to the hall. Somehow i've never noticed this issue you mention when he goes downstairs. Hmm... Maybe he's gotten over it already eh?

Makuluwo said...

You've been stalking and examining people's feet?
Ok now I'm scared. :D

LOL @ KillRomeo's toes.

Anonymous said...

and ummm, Pseudorandom has the strongest legs in the blogosphere... trust me on this one RD old chap... ;)

ViceUnVersa said...

GDMRD!

For once you have left me quite speechless!

Gypsy said...

Well my feet are just too pretty to write about...

dramaqueen said...

I can spread my toes WIIIDE and walk like a ghecko. Honest.

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Is that how you spell ghecko?

Piss said...

@jadedface - he's just too good at it. and you're just too blonde.

I have three legs, and all of them are bigger than you.

thekillromeoproject said...

Of course I have ten toes...!!! Whatcha trying make of it??

Anonymous said...

more endless drivel ??