Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Dear Uncle Rhythmic

I've been thinking about the whole doing good to others business. I'd like to help the less fortunate among us and I'm aware that many look up to me for my wisdom and level headedness, particularly in matters relating to sex.

To say that people look up to me in reality would be farcical. I'm about average height for a Sri Lankan which brings me in at about 4 foot shorter than the average white chap. It might well be the only major negative in being a Sri Lankan; we're all so short that we don't actually get any bigger as we walk towards you.

I'm often asked by the younger blogging crowd for advice on sexual matters. I think it's time to offer this as a formal service. If you need a question answered and you want the matter kept private, between you, me and the whole of the Sri Lankan blogosphere, then please ask ahead.

Of course I can't promise to respond to each and every one of you but I'll do my best.


Anonymous said...

Ok here goes ...I always wondered whether if you blow in to one of the breasts whether the other one would blow up

Anonymous said...

I was reading story about this couple . And how this girl Eve got horney after eating an apple....Is it a know fact that apples have this effect?
Is it why they say an apple a day would keep the doctor away? Is it to imply that after an apple the doctor find it too "hard" to come home?

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Anon - I will work out my answers and reply very soon.

Scrumpulicious said...

we're all so short that we don't actually get any bigger as we walk towards you.

So funny and so true!