I thought I'd jump wholeheartedly onto the already overladen bandwagon. Here are my additions:
Every meal includes rice and toothpicks
The distance between your big toe and your little toe is greater than the length of your foot.
You have a relative in most countries in the world.
You think it's perfectly okay for two first cousins to marry
Your surname has more than three syllables
You always need to weigh your luggage before check in
Coca Cola and Goodness ? Not Really.
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