Wednesday, November 29, 2006

For Darwin and Ian

Here you are then:

It's about 2 o'clock in the morning and things are quieting down in the bar. There's a Panda bear and a prostitute sitting together, and the woman asks if he would like to go home with her.. the Panda bear looks her over and says yes.

They go to her place. first they have something to eat, a nice meal of rice and prawn curry. (feel free to use whatever meal you like here)

After some small talk they have some seriously passionate and dirty sex. They finish and the Panda lies in bed smoking a cigarette. He finishes that and gets out of bed and gets dressed, presumably in a black and white suit.

The bear gets up to leave, when the prostitute yells ,"where do you think you're going?"

Mr Panda bear answers that he is going home. The woman then explains that she is a prostitute and must be paid for her services. The bear says that he knows that but he is a Panda bear and doesn't have to pay. They can't see eye to eye on it so they decide that the only way to settle the argument is to look up their respective names in the dictionary. They look up prostitute and the book says:

"a woman that gets paid for sexual favours",

"See, you can't go before you pay me the money", says the brass.

"Ok, and now look up Panda bear", says Panda.

She reads the following:

"Panda - A black and white bear. Eats, shoots and leaves."

There you go. It's all in the punctuation.


Darwin said...

Ohhh! (slaps forehead).

I always thought it was about a panda that walks into a bar with a gun. Eats shoots and leaves.


Rhythmic Diaspora said...

That too!!

the1truecoolguy said...

I thought the same way Darwin did. Thanks for that! ;)

Rhythmic Diaspora said...

Guys - The bear that did all the shooting in the bar was actually an imposter - a polar bear dressed in a black and white outfit. Please don't spread these malicious rumours, it's not fair on Pandas, a law abiding and peaceful type of bear, apart from an occasional liking for prostitutes.

Lady divine said...

hey, i like pandas....
anyways, the first thing that came to my mind is what Darwin said...Panda ina bar...
well here also, it kinds fits i guess..;-)

Anonymous said...

ahhhh... parental situations make a lot more sense now:)